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1 Cow jokes
- I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly ri...Read the whole joke
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- I hear you take milk baths. That's right. Why? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower!...Read the whole joke
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- If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!...Read the whole joke
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- If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"...Read the whole joke
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- If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!...Read the whole joke
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- If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you sh...Read the whole joke
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- If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She'll cream you!...Read the whole joke
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- In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!...Read the whole joke
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- Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!...Read the whole joke
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- I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel ...Read the whole joke
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- Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me s...Read the whole joke
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- Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!...Read the whole joke
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- That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!...Read the whole joke
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- That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!...Read the whole joke
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- What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves....Read the whole joke
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- What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!...Read the whole joke
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- What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines...Read the whole joke
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- What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues...Read the whole joke
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- What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!...Read the whole joke
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- What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?...Read the whole joke
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- What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"...Read the whole joke
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- What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey....Read the whole joke
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- What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nes...Read the whole joke
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- What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!...Read the whole joke
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- What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies....Read the whole joke
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